Dear Creepy Crawly Gross Bugs of Germany,
I don't like you. Please go away. Yes, I know that while the U.S. got a heat wave that it was 44 degrees last week and we put a 3rd blanket on our bed. Yes, I know that the post shut off all the heat to our house. Yes, I know that it is still warmer inside our house than outside. You are not a welcome guest in our home, though, so you should leave. Now.
You were crawling on my German homework the other day. Then, early this morning you decided to crawl on me. I won't have it. You must die now. The Boy tells me it's because I make him kill all the spiders in our house. Tell me it isn't so. Tell me you just are gross & disgusting and you're in our house just for the hell of it. I'm done with you, though. It is time to say goodbye.
Prepare for extermination. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Sincerely,
The Girl
posted by The Girl @ 7:57 AM
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2 Comments:
Awwwwe but Mr. Masai guy will tell you that they have a purpose in the cirlce of life! I say their purpose is to be squashed under my hubby's combat boot!
Household6
Ours get squished in tissue and then flushed!
Unfortunately, we had to resort to those bug bait things - you know, the German ones where they help "control" 17 different kinds of bugs?!
They're getting better, thankfully. It's not quite 7 am, and I've only seen one this morning :)
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